Cat flap Charlie did not complain when he became lame, and neither did he explain what had caused his pain, because he is a cat. This year, so far, before Valentine's Day and Post Christmas, Cat [...]

Cat flap Charlie did not complain when he became lame, and neither did he explain what had caused his pain, because he is a cat.

This year, so far, before Valentine's Day and Post Christmas, Cat Flap Charlie got kicked by an irate neighbour, or a builder, in whose sand pile he left a dump.

Or maybe this year, before Valentine's Day Post Christmas, Charlie had a scrap with another Cat, who became jealous of his new bionic laser Cat Flap, that gave him exclusive access to his very own bowl of cat chow under the Monk kitchen table.

Builders and other Cats can be vexatious, but not Cat Flap Charlie.

This year before Valentine's Day Post Christmas, Winter came, and footpaths became ... crunched under icy feet.
House rich speculators panicked about diminishing equity, and raged on the roof in the dead of night, hacking chimneys in the moonlight, defying the inclement economy and weather, Lear-like.

Slum Dog Pussy is now employed to sell old stolen tennis balls for spare cash, before Valentines Day, Post Christmas

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